Lullaby

Joe and Helen Mills had two children. One of them was six, and the other was four. They always resisted going to bed, and Helen was always complaning to Joe about this, but as he did not come home from work until after …

Me neither

Bob and Joe sat next to each other taking a test. When they finished, the teacher called them up to the front of the room and said,

“Boys, I will have to give both of you a zero on this test”“W-why?” …

Princess Ruybet

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.

“ Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.” The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his …

Secret

A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life.

“My wife makes all the small decisions,” he explained. “and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other’s …

The best time for apples

It was the first lesson after the summer holidays at a small school. The lesson was about the seasons of the year, the teacher said:

“ They are Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. In Spring, it is warn …

The carjacking

An elderly woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the …

The magician & the parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot …

Will show him

A young lady came home from a date, rather said. She told her mother,

– “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.”
– “ Then why are you so sad?” her …

Like a gentleman?

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes….