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A wife was telling her “Football Referee” husband:
- Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You’ll prepare to go there with me, won’t you?
- Alas! I can’t go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You’ll have to go alone!
- That’s unacceptable! It’s my Great Grandma. If you don’t come, …
The young wife moved by her football player husband, said:
- Last night you held my head in your hands and fondled me. I didn’t know that you were so much in love with me that you think of me even while you sleep….
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The Referee of a loosing Football team was seriously criticizing a player.
- Why, when you were face to face with the Goalkeeper and only eleven meters from the goal, didn’t you shoot straight into theopposingteam’sgoal? Everyone could see that you deliberately kicked the …
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A mother was talking to her football player son
- My son, my friend will bring her daughter to visit our family this afternoon and you can see her. Remember to stay home.
The young man was unwilling:
- Aw, mom, this …
The old man was giving an inspirational talk to his future son- in- law, who was a football player.
- If you score a goal in this match, I’ll make immediate arrangements for you and my daughter to get married.
- Uh…Uh,I”mafraidyou’llhavetomakethose arrangements …
When her young son came home from a football match with a sad face, the mother asked:
- Why are you so sad?-I was offered a “yellow” card by the referee, Mom.-Don’t you like a yellow card? So, what color …
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A football supporter told her husband:
- I’ll never come to see another football game again.
- Why? Do you think they played badly?
- No! I agree that the game was interesting, but then I saw that scene at …
Before a son had to go far away for a competition football match, his mother advised him.
- It is very cold there so you must dress warmly or you will catch a cold. Here, I’ve already prepared a sweater, some stockings and a …
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His mother was scolding a football player:
- Alas, my son. I sat at home watching the football game on TV and I saw you jump up to use your head against the ball. Oh, how stupid you are, my son. …
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Some little boys were arguing about football.
-Whydotheycalltheplayersonteam”A”the “Heavyweight Rivals?”-Why do you ask such a stupid question? They are the players who are fed well so they will have a big body. And, if they have a big body then it’s for …
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