Học tiếng Anh qua những mẩu truyện cười (p1)

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1. Money And Friends
“Since he lost his money, half his friends don’t know him any more”
“And the other half …

A Great Discovery ?

“Purely by accident, I have made one of the greatest discoveries,” said the scientist.

“May I ask what it was ?”

“I found,” – said the scientist, “that by keeping a bottle of ink handy you can use a fountain pen just like any other pen, without all the trouble to filling it”.

Khám phá vĩ đại

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Stone and Stone- Breaker

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began:

“My name is Stone, and I’m even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or …

Great Mystery

Newsboy : “Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?”

Passerby : “Here boy, I’ll take one” (After reading a moment)
“Say, boy, there’s nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?”
Newsboy : “That’s the mystery, sir. You’re the …

Like a gentleman?

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes….

Isn’t any goal the same?

A new trainer was giving his first lecture to a Young Pioneers Football Team. He admonished a young player:

- Why did you kick the ball into your own team’s goal? Can’t you distinguish your own goal from the goal of the …

Because of absence

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me …

The French People Have Difficulty

The French People Have Difficulty

“Did you have any difficulty with your French in Paris ?” “No, but the French people did”
Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp – Anh có gặp khó khăn gì với vốn tiếng Pháp của anh …

Question and answer blonde jokes

Q: How do blonde braincells die?

A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A: Blow …